What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 08:39

You Only Live Twice
Dr No
-J W Pepper
How much stronger is an average man than an average woman?
-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Why am I so jealous towards couples? Why am I tired of being single and feel my life is over?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Is depression a cause for always feeling tired?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Vantablack Paint Might Have A Legitimate Use Case In Space - Jalopnik
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
From Russia With Love
How do you get a girl to like you?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why can't we send flat Earthers to space and show them the shape of Earth?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Octopussy
Moonraker
Why do wives cheat on their loyal husbands?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-All the bad guys are black.